Shinesty Shinesty Red Snapback Hat - The Not a Porn Site Shinesty Snapback Hat

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Some have been fooled by our dong sarongs, others by our raunchy line of summer swimwear. Still, more have been misled by the unapologetic display of the male body in its purest form. It happens a lot. Fine young men and women mistake our zealously positive body image and elaborate use of sexualized advertisements as the makings of a Brazzers featured flick. To clarify, we made this red Shinesty snapback to inform everyone that, despite what you might think, we are not a porn site. You'll have to wait until next year for that. Or just DM us for nudes and we'll sneak one out for ya.

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Size Chart

Men’s Size Guide

T Shirt

SIZE	CHEST	WAIST
S	33-36"	27-30"
M	37-40"	31-34"
L	41-44"	35-38"
XL	45-48"	39-43"
2X	49-52"	44-48"

Polo

Size	Chest	Length
XS	35" & Under	28"
S	33 - 37"	28"
M	35 - 39.5"	29"
L	37 - 42.5"	30"
XL	41 - 46"	31"
2XL	45 - 50"	32"
3XL	50 - 56"	32"
4XL	Up to 62"	34"

Blazers

Size	Chest (In)	Waist (In)	Sleeve Length (In)
36	36 & Under	32 & Under	33.625"
38	36 - 38"	32 - 33"	34"
40	38 - 40"	33 - 34"	34.375"
42	40 - 42"	34 - 35"	34.75"
44	42 - 44"	35 - 36"	35.125"
46	44 - 46"	36 - 38"	35.5"
48	46 - 48"	38 - 40"	35.875"
50	48 - 50"	40 - 42"	36.25"
52	50 - 52"	42 - 44"	36.625"
54	52 - 54"	44 - 47"	37"
56	54 - 56"	47 - 50"	37.375"
58	56 - 60"	50 - 53"	37.75"
60	60 - 64"	53 - 56"	38.125"

Suit Pants

Pant Size	Waist (in)	Hip (in)	Inseam (in)
30 / 32	32 & Under	36 - 38	31
31 / 32	32 - 33"	37 - 39	31
32 / 32	33 - 34"	38 - 40	31
33 / 34	34 - 35"	39 - 41	33
34 / 34	35 - 36"	40 - 42	33
36 / 34	36 - 38"	41 - 44	33
38 / 36	38 - 40"	43 - 46	35
40 / 36	40 - 42"	45 - 48	35
42 / 36	42 - 44"	47 - 50	35
44 / 36	44 - 47"	49 - 53	35
46 / 36	47 - 50"	52 - 56	35
48 / 36	50 - 53"	55 - 59	35
50 / 36	53 - 56"	58 - 62	35

Athletic Shorts

Size	Waist	Hips
XS	29" & Under	36" & Under
S	29 - 33"	36 - 39"
M	33 - 36"	38 - 41"
L	36 - 40"	41 - 44"
XL	40 - 43"	44 - 48"
2XL	43 - 47"	48 - 52"

Boxers

Size	Pant Size	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
XS	24-27"	23-26"	29-32"
S	28-31"	27-30"	33-36"
M	32-35"	31-34"	37-40"
L	36-39"	35-38"	41-44"
XL	40-44"	39-43"	45-48"
2X	45-49"	44-48"	49-52"
3X	50-53"	49-53"	53-56"
4X	54-57"	54-58"	57-60"
5X	58-60"	59-61"	61-62"

Women’s Size Guide

Bikini

Size	Numeric	Bust	Waist
XS	0-2	32-33 1/2	25 1/2 - 27
S	4-6	33 1/2 - 36	27-29
M	8-10	36-38	29-31
L	12-14	38-41	31-34
XL	16-18	41-45	34-38
2X	20-22	45-48	38-41

Dresses

Size	Bust	Waist	Hips
XS	33" & Under	25.5" & Under	36" & Under
S	32 - 34"	25.5 - 27.5"	34 - 37"
M	34 - 37"	27.5 - 29.5"	36 - 39"
L	37 - 40"	29.5 - 32"	39 - 42"
XL	40 - 43"	32 - 34.5"	43 - 47"
2XL	45" & Under	39" & Under	48" & Under

Blazers

Size	Bust	Waist	Hips
0	31" & Under	26.5" & Under	33" & Under
2	31 - 32"	26.5 - 27.5"	33 - 34"
4	32 - 33"	27.5 - 28.5"	34 - 35"
6	33 - 34"	28.5 - 29.5"	35 - 36"
8	34 - 35"	30 - 31.5"	36 - 37.5"
10	35 - 37"	31.5 - 33"	37.5 - 40"
12	37 - 39"	33.5 - 35.5"	40.5 - 42.5"
14	39 - 41"	36 - 38.5"	43 - 45.5"
16	44" & Under	39 - 41.5"	46 - 48.5"

Pants

Size	Bust	Waist	Hips
0	31" & Under	26.5" & Under	33" & Under
2	31 - 32"	26.5 - 27.5"	33 - 34"
4	32 - 33"	27.5 - 28.5"	34 - 35"
6	33 - 34"	28.5 - 29.5"	35 - 36"
8	34 - 35"	30 - 31.5"	36 - 37.5"
10	35 - 37"	31.5 - 33"	37.5 - 40"
12	37 - 39"	33.5 - 35.5"	40.5 - 42.5"
14	39 - 41"	36 - 38.5"	43 - 45.5"
16	44" & Under	39 - 41.5"	46 - 48.5"

Boxers

Size	Numeric	Bust	Waist
XS	0-2	32-33 1/2	25 1/2 - 27
S	4-6	33 1/2 - 36	27-29
M	8-10	36-38	29-31
L	12-14	38-41	31-34
XL	16-18	41-45	34-38
2X	20-22	45-48	38-41

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