Shinesty MicroModal Thong - Balloon Animals

$3.99 USD

~~$9.99 USD~~ $3.99 USD

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Here you have it, our greatest masterpiece, our Sistine chapel ceiling, our Mona Lisa: a thong featuring carney balloon animals making whoopie. The world doesn't deserve art like this, but to keep something this beautiful to ourselves would represent a crime greater than sin itself.

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Size Chart

Men’s Size Guide

T Shirt

SIZE	CHEST	WAIST
S	33-36"	27-30"
M	37-40"	31-34"
L	41-44"	35-38"
XL	45-48"	39-43"
2X	49-52"	44-48"

Polo

Size	Chest	Length
XS	35" & Under	28"
S	33 - 37"	28"
M	35 - 39.5"	29"
L	37 - 42.5"	30"
XL	41 - 46"	31"
2XL	45 - 50"	32"
3XL	50 - 56"	32"
4XL	Up to 62"	34"

Blazers

Size	Chest (In)	Waist (In)	Sleeve Length (In)
36	36 & Under	32 & Under	33.625"
38	36 - 38"	32 - 33"	34"
40	38 - 40"	33 - 34"	34.375"
42	40 - 42"	34 - 35"	34.75"
44	42 - 44"	35 - 36"	35.125"
46	44 - 46"	36 - 38"	35.5"
48	46 - 48"	38 - 40"	35.875"
50	48 - 50"	40 - 42"	36.25"
52	50 - 52"	42 - 44"	36.625"
54	52 - 54"	44 - 47"	37"
56	54 - 56"	47 - 50"	37.375"
58	56 - 60"	50 - 53"	37.75"
60	60 - 64"	53 - 56"	38.125"

Suit Pants

Pant Size	Waist (in)	Hip (in)	Inseam (in)
30 / 32	32 & Under	36 - 38	31
31 / 32	32 - 33"	37 - 39	31
32 / 32	33 - 34"	38 - 40	31
33 / 34	34 - 35"	39 - 41	33
34 / 34	35 - 36"	40 - 42	33
36 / 34	36 - 38"	41 - 44	33
38 / 36	38 - 40"	43 - 46	35
40 / 36	40 - 42"	45 - 48	35
42 / 36	42 - 44"	47 - 50	35
44 / 36	44 - 47"	49 - 53	35
46 / 36	47 - 50"	52 - 56	35
48 / 36	50 - 53"	55 - 59	35
50 / 36	53 - 56"	58 - 62	35

Athletic Shorts

Size	Waist	Hips
XS	29" & Under	36" & Under
S	29 - 33"	36 - 39"
M	33 - 36"	38 - 41"
L	36 - 40"	41 - 44"
XL	40 - 43"	44 - 48"
2XL	43 - 47"	48 - 52"

Boxers

Size	Pant Size	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
XS	24-27"	23-26"	29-32"
S	28-31"	27-30"	33-36"
M	32-35"	31-34"	37-40"
L	36-39"	35-38"	41-44"
XL	40-44"	39-43"	45-48"
2X	45-49"	44-48"	49-52"
3X	50-53"	49-53"	53-56"
4X	54-57"	54-58"	57-60"
5X	58-60"	59-61"	61-62"

Women’s Size Guide

Bikini

Size	Numeric	Bust	Waist
XS	0-2	32-33 1/2	25 1/2 - 27
S	4-6	33 1/2 - 36	27-29
M	8-10	36-38	29-31
L	12-14	38-41	31-34
XL	16-18	41-45	34-38
2X	20-22	45-48	38-41

Dresses

Size	Bust	Waist	Hips
XS	33" & Under	25.5" & Under	36" & Under
S	32 - 34"	25.5 - 27.5"	34 - 37"
M	34 - 37"	27.5 - 29.5"	36 - 39"
L	37 - 40"	29.5 - 32"	39 - 42"
XL	40 - 43"	32 - 34.5"	43 - 47"
2XL	45" & Under	39" & Under	48" & Under

Blazers

Size	Bust	Waist	Hips
0	31" & Under	26.5" & Under	33" & Under
2	31 - 32"	26.5 - 27.5"	33 - 34"
4	32 - 33"	27.5 - 28.5"	34 - 35"
6	33 - 34"	28.5 - 29.5"	35 - 36"
8	34 - 35"	30 - 31.5"	36 - 37.5"
10	35 - 37"	31.5 - 33"	37.5 - 40"
12	37 - 39"	33.5 - 35.5"	40.5 - 42.5"
14	39 - 41"	36 - 38.5"	43 - 45.5"
16	44" & Under	39 - 41.5"	46 - 48.5"

Pants

Size	Bust	Waist	Hips
0	31" & Under	26.5" & Under	33" & Under
2	31 - 32"	26.5 - 27.5"	33 - 34"
4	32 - 33"	27.5 - 28.5"	34 - 35"
6	33 - 34"	28.5 - 29.5"	35 - 36"
8	34 - 35"	30 - 31.5"	36 - 37.5"
10	35 - 37"	31.5 - 33"	37.5 - 40"
12	37 - 39"	33.5 - 35.5"	40.5 - 42.5"
14	39 - 41"	36 - 38.5"	43 - 45.5"
16	44" & Under	39 - 41.5"	46 - 48.5"

Boxers

Size	Numeric	Bust	Waist
XS	0-2	32-33 1/2	25 1/2 - 27
S	4-6	33 1/2 - 36	27-29
M	8-10	36-38	29-31
L	12-14	38-41	31-34
XL	16-18	41-45	34-38
2X	20-22	45-48	38-41

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