Shinesty Bikini Underwear - Middle Finger

$5.69 USD

~~$14.49 USD~~ $5.69 USD

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These bikini undies were made for those days when you have to interact with someone you can't stand. You probably shouldn't throw them the bird to their face, but you will rest assured knowing that your crotch is throwing the bird at them for the entire interaction. It is wildly satisfying.

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Size Chart

Men’s Size Guide

T Shirt

SIZE	CHEST	WAIST
S	33-36"	27-30"
M	37-40"	31-34"
L	41-44"	35-38"
XL	45-48"	39-43"
2X	49-52"	44-48"

Polo

Size	Chest	Length
XS	35" & Under	28"
S	33 - 37"	28"
M	35 - 39.5"	29"
L	37 - 42.5"	30"
XL	41 - 46"	31"
2XL	45 - 50"	32"
3XL	50 - 56"	32"
4XL	Up to 62"	34"

Blazers

Size	Chest (In)	Waist (In)	Sleeve Length (In)
36	36 & Under	32 & Under	33.625"
38	36 - 38"	32 - 33"	34"
40	38 - 40"	33 - 34"	34.375"
42	40 - 42"	34 - 35"	34.75"
44	42 - 44"	35 - 36"	35.125"
46	44 - 46"	36 - 38"	35.5"
48	46 - 48"	38 - 40"	35.875"
50	48 - 50"	40 - 42"	36.25"
52	50 - 52"	42 - 44"	36.625"
54	52 - 54"	44 - 47"	37"
56	54 - 56"	47 - 50"	37.375"
58	56 - 60"	50 - 53"	37.75"
60	60 - 64"	53 - 56"	38.125"

Suit Pants

Pant Size	Waist (in)	Hip (in)	Inseam (in)
30 / 32	32 & Under	36 - 38	31
31 / 32	32 - 33"	37 - 39	31
32 / 32	33 - 34"	38 - 40	31
33 / 34	34 - 35"	39 - 41	33
34 / 34	35 - 36"	40 - 42	33
36 / 34	36 - 38"	41 - 44	33
38 / 36	38 - 40"	43 - 46	35
40 / 36	40 - 42"	45 - 48	35
42 / 36	42 - 44"	47 - 50	35
44 / 36	44 - 47"	49 - 53	35
46 / 36	47 - 50"	52 - 56	35
48 / 36	50 - 53"	55 - 59	35
50 / 36	53 - 56"	58 - 62	35

Athletic Shorts

Size	Waist	Hips
XS	29" & Under	36" & Under
S	29 - 33"	36 - 39"
M	33 - 36"	38 - 41"
L	36 - 40"	41 - 44"
XL	40 - 43"	44 - 48"
2XL	43 - 47"	48 - 52"

Boxers

Size	Pant Size	Waist (in)	Hips (in)
XS	24-27"	23-26"	29-32"
S	28-31"	27-30"	33-36"
M	32-35"	31-34"	37-40"
L	36-39"	35-38"	41-44"
XL	40-44"	39-43"	45-48"
2X	45-49"	44-48"	49-52"
3X	50-53"	49-53"	53-56"
4X	54-57"	54-58"	57-60"
5X	58-60"	59-61"	61-62"

Women’s Size Guide

Bikini

Size	Numeric	Bust	Waist
XS	0-2	32-33 1/2	25 1/2 - 27
S	4-6	33 1/2 - 36	27-29
M	8-10	36-38	29-31
L	12-14	38-41	31-34
XL	16-18	41-45	34-38
2X	20-22	45-48	38-41

Dresses

Size	Bust	Waist	Hips
XS	33" & Under	25.5" & Under	36" & Under
S	32 - 34"	25.5 - 27.5"	34 - 37"
M	34 - 37"	27.5 - 29.5"	36 - 39"
L	37 - 40"	29.5 - 32"	39 - 42"
XL	40 - 43"	32 - 34.5"	43 - 47"
2XL	45" & Under	39" & Under	48" & Under

Blazers

Size	Bust	Waist	Hips
0	31" & Under	26.5" & Under	33" & Under
2	31 - 32"	26.5 - 27.5"	33 - 34"
4	32 - 33"	27.5 - 28.5"	34 - 35"
6	33 - 34"	28.5 - 29.5"	35 - 36"
8	34 - 35"	30 - 31.5"	36 - 37.5"
10	35 - 37"	31.5 - 33"	37.5 - 40"
12	37 - 39"	33.5 - 35.5"	40.5 - 42.5"
14	39 - 41"	36 - 38.5"	43 - 45.5"
16	44" & Under	39 - 41.5"	46 - 48.5"

Pants

Size	Bust	Waist	Hips
0	31" & Under	26.5" & Under	33" & Under
2	31 - 32"	26.5 - 27.5"	33 - 34"
4	32 - 33"	27.5 - 28.5"	34 - 35"
6	33 - 34"	28.5 - 29.5"	35 - 36"
8	34 - 35"	30 - 31.5"	36 - 37.5"
10	35 - 37"	31.5 - 33"	37.5 - 40"
12	37 - 39"	33.5 - 35.5"	40.5 - 42.5"
14	39 - 41"	36 - 38.5"	43 - 45.5"
16	44" & Under	39 - 41.5"	46 - 48.5"

Boxers

Size	Numeric	Bust	Waist
XS	0-2	32-33 1/2	25 1/2 - 27
S	4-6	33 1/2 - 36	27-29
M	8-10	36-38	29-31
L	12-14	38-41	31-34
XL	16-18	41-45	34-38
2X	20-22	45-48	38-41

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