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Well for some reason we hired Jayme even though she had a Monster sticker on her back windshield, but when she threw these retro mirrored sunglasses on she immediately ripped that Monster sticker off her '07 Lexus, bought a 2-stroke dirt bike off Craig's List and trapped it back home in just under 2 hours. In conclusion, based on this scientific trial, we've found The Machos will not turn you into \"the Tapout shirt guy,\" but quite the opposite.","brand":"bingo","offers":[{"title":"OSFA","offer_id":52824798167321,"sku":"1783504767-OSFA","price":13.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1015\/4780\/2905\/files\/1783504767_1.jpg?v=1783994479"},{"product_id":"shinesty-retro-neon-polarized-macho-sunglasses-the-steep-and-deep-1783511203","title":"Shinesty Retro Neon Polarized Macho Sunglasses - The Steep And Deep","description":"WARNING: these sunglasses may cause immense distraction. 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